Rate of reproduction!

This may or may not be in your current knowledge, but there's a successful group of lads on Youtube that call themselves "BalloonShop". They perform various comedic sketches on a wide range of topics. I've been enjoying their videos for the past year and a half or so. Yesterday a family friend of mine was getting married and I met 2/3 of BalloonShop at the reception as I was handing out chocolate covered strawberries. I walked up to them, made eye contact with Thomas Gore, and said "Balloon shop?" Mr. Gore and Josh Pursley then confirmed my question. Then they agreed to take a picture with me. I was very EXTREMELY excited! I know that makes me appear to be a cooky-wacky groupie, but I love when I get to meet these Youtube fatcats (I kid. They're not Youtube fatcats. They were very wonderful and friendly gentlemen.) They took the pictures on their camera, and I'm waiting for them to upload it on Facebook so I can post it on here. But until then, enjoy this picture of a guinea pig wearing a Santa hat.



As Ray William Johnson would say:
Cutest furry little bastard, ever.

I'm afraid that's all I have to say for now. This weekend has been very tiring, and this fickle weather gives me headaches. Adieu, for now.

WAIT, I do have something else to say.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Food for thought.

WORD OF THE DAY: portentous - forbiding; ominous.

try using it in a sentence.